CFOG 83: Heart Of The Cards

KEVIN FART, DICK SIZE, SEAMUS GETS MAD, GETS HIGH, HOLY HELL, ONE PUNCH MAN, YU-GI-OH, HOT RITA, LET ME SEE YOUR DECK, JAPANESE CARDS

CFOG 82: Flat-Earthcast

Intro: Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin

Outro: Runaway Love - Ludacris

Millenial Stairway to Heaven, Arguing with Flat-Earthers, Approaching the Self

 

CFOG 81: Homeless & Heartless

Intro: Highway to Hell - ACDC

Outro: Enter Sandman - Metallica

Taking the loway, Seamus's show at a singles' mixer, Jazmine walks out of the pizza place, Can't trust my livelihood to the Bad News Bears, Don't Find Dory, Bootleg CD's and DVD's, Constant strangers of Philly, Trolley Troubles, Cringe-worthy Facebook memories, If home is where the heart is--I'm homeless and heartless, The Museum of Circumcised Penises, Does aluminum foil set off metal detectors?, Lil Ramsey's Self-Control Corner, Seamus calls in to Mysterious Universe, Enter Clayman, Sleep paralysis, Making strangers spin, AUMing out of spite, We will send your enemies a bag of dicks.

CFOG 80: Intrusive Thoughts

Intro: Crazy - Gnarls Barkley

Outro: Govindam Bhajan - Sadhguru

The smell of dead bodies in your mouth, Taco Bell: made of dead children, Adam only kills mice for fun now (work rant), SPLIT in RPX, Intrusive thoughts, M. Night Shyamalan is back, Get healthy to be happy, Our bodies generate thots, God is what's "out there", You've never had an experience outside of your Self, Crazy on the outside--Sane on the inside, It only takes one time to end up in jail for life.

CFOG 79: Jazmine's Back

Intro: Return of the Mack

Outro: Geto Boyz - My Mind's Playing Tricks On Me

Credit card chip shit, Robotcar insurance, Sensitivity Training, Homeless Homies, Peacocking on a tightrope, Assassin's Creed, The Plot Queen tackles the OA, The Ajin (Jazmine won't say how), Some Adjective dyke can't ruin A Series of Unfortunate events, Babies chewing on dicks

CFOG 78: Two Cis-Men and Some Wine

Intro: Careless Whisper - George Michael

Outro: Caroline - Amine

Airing out dirty logic, Discriminating against unmarried people boning, Disastrous viewpoints, The world has a fever, Nice is not enough, WWSHD (What Would Sam Harris Do?), Love is Out There; Search On, If you want to know death don't commit suicide, 

CFOG 77: Nice Clock, Ahmed

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Intro: G Jawn - Adam 

Outro: Yankin - Lady

Alone inside my mind, Drinking as a job, Escaping reality via twerk, #LeaveTrumpsTwitterAlone, Cool clock Ahmed, America is not a demon - just going through dark times, All Americans donate $1 to buy William Shatner's hair, Why the woods feel good, Bear alert in the gayborhood, play battlefield with Seamus - PS4 gamertag: normalguy417

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CFOG 76: Talking Through a Tin Can

Intro: That Don't Mean - Ill Fated Natives

Outro: Moby - Extreme Ways

Adam records through his shitty laptop mic, He's also a triggered mouse Nazi, Weedless dreams, Inter-generational sick dreams, -32 points for laying on your side, Green Beedrills, Westworld, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, "I'm gonna take you to Johnny Depp Town", "This Song is 15 years old", Shows to Watch, In the Dark Podcast 

CFOG 75: Trumpcast

Intro: Devil Town - Bright Eyes

Outro: NaaNaaNaa - Cory Henry

Bones popping out, President-Elect Trump, Hillary sucks, The Left made Trump, Trumps first 100 Days, #NoHitlersPlease

CFOG 74: The White Mage

Intro: Choir Ah - Adam George

Outro: Confessions - Usher

Criss Angel sucks, Adam's School of Magical Purity, Back to the Future, Kevin Spacey is a cat, Powerpoint Rangers, Street Sharks: Freaks for Life, Busy World of Richard Scarry, Adam's false memory, the value of secrets, Vote #NoneOfTheAbove

CFOG 73: Griefcast

Intro: I'll Start Recording Now - Adam George

Outro: Common Ground - Tim Raymus

HURRICANE MATTHEW, SEAMUS GRIEVES, #WOKENOMORE, SKINNY FAT, PHASES OF SMOKING, CHILD MIND, THE "SUCK IT" THING

CFOG 72: Periscope Haters

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Intro: I Like Tuh - DJ Carnage

Outro: Shiva Shiva Shivaya - Sounds of Isha

BIG IZZY PROTECTS OUR HONOR, RAPPING WITH SUBURBAN WHITE KIDS, THE BOYZ ANALYZE THEIR KARMIC PREDICAMENT, THE YOGA OF RELATIONSHIP, FART HUMOR, ADAM RECOVERS FROM SCHIZOPHRENIA, SEAMUS LEARNS TO LET GO OF HIS WALLET, OUR OLD FRIEND ADD IS BACK, PODCASTING IS FUN AGAIN.

CFOG 71: Here We Go Again

Intro: "Lemon Song" by Led Zeppelin

Outro: "Caillou Remix" by Lil B

KURT METZGER, RAPE DISCUSSION, "KURT METZGER NEEDS TO SHUT UP", THE POLICE, AMY SCHUMER, KEVIN DUNN,SEAMUS IS MAD AND NOT SMART, ADAM'S 4TH GRADE TEACHER, WARMONGERS, SEAMUS' ATTENTION SPAN, NO MANS SKY, VIDEO GAMES, POKEMON, COMPUTER ANIMATION VS TRADITIONAL ANIMATION,

CFOG 70: Hijab Porn

Intro: "Am I Wrong" by Keb Mo   

Outro: "Mama Said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J

HIJAB PORN, DRUNKS AGAIN, OLYMPICS VS PORN, BASEBALL, AMERICAN PIE, HARDCORE HENRY, PAT'S CHEESESTEAKS, CUBAN SANDWICHES, ARBYS, SUBWAY, MIA KHALIFA, BULLET ANTS, AUNT GLOVES, GHOST ADVENTURES, JOHN EDWARDS, UNREAL,TOWER OF TERROR,

 

CFOG 69: The Third Party

Intro: "Living In America" by James Brown

Outro: "Don't Let The Sun Catch You Crying" by Billy Preston

BREAK UP SONGS, NOSTALGIA, CALL ME MAYBE, PRE AND POST 9/11, BUSH, PRESIDENT GARY JOHNSON, HILLARY DEAD EYES, STRANGER THINGS, DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS, GAMES

CFOG 68: Meth For President

Intro: "I'm Afraid Of Americans" by David Bowie  

Outro: "Summer Girls" by LFO

NICE ATTACKS, VIOLENCE, POLICE BRUTALITY, RACISM, POKEMON GO, POKEMON VR, MAD MEN, ADAM SINGS THE 90S, MISSING BIGGIE, METH FOR PRESIDENT

CFOG 67: Junk DNA

Intro: "Everyday" by Authority Zero

Outro: "Instant Karma" by John Lennon

OLD RICE, ADAM'S THESIS, EUROPE, BARFING, BREXIT, IMMIGRATION, TRUMP, HILLARY, OBAMA, REGRESSIVE LEFT, ORLANDO SHOOTING, RADICAL ISLAM, SAM HARRIS, PRE-SOMETHING, HOLE'S BIRTHDAY, ISIS, SHEEPBA, THIRD EYE, JUNK DNA, CHILDREN OF AIDS, INDIGO CHILDREN

CFOG 66: Adam's Here

Intro: "Minnesota" by Lil Yachty

MINNESOTA, EXERCISE, ADAMS IN TOWN, JOB, MEDITATION, DYING, EVOLUTION, OBJECTIVE REALITY, TACO BELL, HESS TRUCKS, LAUGHING AT 9/11, ORLANDO SHOOTING, COLUMBINE, CHOPPY CHOPPY PEE PEE

 

CFOG 65: Weighty Knockers

Intro: "No Face" by The Suicide Machines

Outro: "Back to Black" by Beyonce featuring Andre 3000

PEACHES, JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH, LION KING, GREAT GATSBY, 3D MOVIES, LITERALLY DISGUSTING, BREAKING UP BEFORE PROM, VR PORN, THE WEIGHT OF YOUR KNOCKERS, GETTING KICKED IN THE COOCH, PLASTIC SURGERY, WALMART, PRISON, MANAYUNK BIKE RACE, SCOOBY DOO, JAZMINES FACEBOOK, HORROR MOVIES, JAZMINES DOORBELL, ORANGE IS THE NEW BLECH, THREE BASIC COLORS

 

CFOG 64: Sidewalks Are Awesome

Intro: "High Come Down" by Chico & Coolwada

Outro: "Hey Hey We're The Monkees" by The Monkees

DRUGS, MEMORIAL DAY DRINKING, GARY JOHNSON, METH, MEDITATION, MYSTERIOUS UNIVERSE, PAPER MACHE VAGINA, STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKES, SUPERMAN THAT HO, IGGY AZALIA, CHAPPELLE SHOW, COMEDY, GEORGE CARLIN, SIDEWALKS ARE AWESOME, HARAMBE, BLACKFISH